Understanding acronyms at a glance is a crucial skill in today's
fast-paced, high-tech world!

Thus this list:

 AOL            Always off line

 ISDN           It Still Does Nothing

 APPLE          Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

 SCSI           System Can't See It

 DOS            Defective Operating System

 BASIC          Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

 IBM            I Blame Microsoft

 DEC            Do Expect Cuts

 CD-ROM         Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

 OS/2           Obsolete Soon, Too.

 WWW            World Wide Wait

 MACINTOSH      Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating
                System Hangs

 PENTIUM        Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
                Understanding of Math

 COBOL          Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

 AMIGA          A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

 LISP           Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

 MIPS           Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

 WINDOWS        Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 MICROSOFT      Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
                Only Fools Teenagers