Publication: TORONTO COMPUTES! Date: March 1994 Title: Stalking Queen's Park with fax and computer Writer: Ken Campbell --------------------------------------------------------------------- In deepest darkest East York lurks a beast that stalks Queen's Park. His name: Jose Luis Baptista, bane of bureaucrats. Uttering this name to an Ontario civil servant usually elicits a groan or an expletive deleted. Most government employees enjoy a close relationship with Joe Baptista, because when Baptista complains to the government he notifies all 85,000 of its workers electronically. Baptista's most infamous volley at the government was a Jan. 9 letter he sent simultaneously to a thousand Ontario government fax machines and 600 government electronic-mail accounts. An official-looking three page letter, it was called "How to not use the Government of Ontario's Gopher service to access banned trial details from your terminal." It detailed how easy it can be for government workers to access banned information about the Homolka trial on the Internet network, with a disclaimer noting those who looked at the information might be breaking the law. Just havin' fun "I'm just someone who likes to have fun," Baptista chuckles in a phone interview with TC!. He says his phones are tapped: "But that's okay, I love the fact they tap my telephones. It let's me keep an archive somewhere. "I like to experiment with communications. And I'm very concerned that government isn't up to speed. That's all." But there's a bit more to it then that. Baptista lives on disability payments due to a memory problem he says stems from a violent altercation years ago. Because of the condition, interviews with baptista can be a bit bewildering. He loses his place in conversation often. But the fixed income leaves Baptista with considerable free time, which he puts to use terrorizing bureacrates with his computer and fax, launching class action suits against DuPont Canada for pollution and supporting causes like marijuana legalization, anti- circumcision campaigns and free fax services for citizens wanting to contact government. Baptista says when government is forced to perform by its own rules and regulations, it crashes. If government was a computer operating system it would have been discarded years ago, he says. His war with government started several years ago over problems with the water supply in his apartment. "To get anything done, bureaucracy requires you make this extraordinary amount of effort. I thought, there must be an easier way." So he began barraging slow-moving bureaucrats with faxes. If they still didn't respond, he faxed copies of complaints to other bureaus. Soon, a torrent of his faxes was hitting government. Documents released through the freedom of information act reveal Baptista's campaign has cost the government $3.5 million in fax paper. And when he began targeting Metro police fax machines, the response was much different: they arrested him for mischief. "That was a fatal mistake," Baptista says. "They arrested me, I declared war and now we are here," he grins. Baptista is hard to ignore. People have very strong opinions about him, and he's made numerous enemies even outside the government. "I think he's a net-loon," says Chris Lewis, a Usenet administrator in Ottawa. Net-loon is a label for cranks found on the Usenet who are obsessed with various issues. The Usenet carries the conferences and mail on the global Internet system. "Joe appears to have a personal grudge and he goes on fishing expeditions through freedom of information requests and the Internet itself to embarrass the government," Lewis says. Lewis points out some "wild accusations" by Baptista, such as his contention that Metro police computer-networks were tied into a mysterious California company that could read priviledged information on Toronto citizens. "Oh that", Baptista says with obvious embarrasment. "It happens. I get excited. I realize that. I had to kick myself in the ass. But I appreciate it and now view things a little better." He's been proved false in several of his "Internet exposes," Lewis says. "But as long as he can make it look like something is going on to people who don't know how to use the Internet, as long as he can embarrass the government, whether the facts are true or not, he's content.