Computer terms for Rednecks

1. Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
2. Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
3. Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
4. Byte - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro
5. Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
6. Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
7. Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
8. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
9. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
10. Diskette - Female Disco dancer
11. Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
12. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
13. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos
14. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair
15. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
16. Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
17. Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers
18. Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high
19. Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
20. Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
21. Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
22. ROM - Where the pope lives
23. Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
24. Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
25. Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
26. SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear