This is based on a old document written by myself and a friend a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The original was a VAX/VMS system, but I've decided that God wouldn't use one. -- CONNECT 777000/PAX/INRI/AMEN Supercomputing Center, University of the Universe Sun XVII/CC (Universe) login: god Password: Last login: Thu Jun 23 23:32:10 from cosmos.uou.edu SunOS Release 351.23.47 (UNIVERSE) #1: Wed Jun 10 13:32:11 UST 4000BC -- /universe is 99% full -- delete everyone you can -- There is NO scheduled downtime for the Universal system, ever ! Terminal recognized as vt8420 (Generic vt8420) % su Password: # echo "I'm the God" > /.project # cd /universe # mkdir world And There Was Light # mkdir world/earth # mkdir world/earth/paradise # cd world/earth/paradise # cat > Adam.man Adam is made of clay. ^D # cp Adam.man Eve.woman # ex Eve.woman "Eve.woman" 1 line, 22 characters > 1s/Adam/Eve/ Eve is made of clay. > s/clay/Adam/ Eve is made of Adam. > x "Eve.woman" 1 line, 21 characters # cat > Devil.evil Devil is evil. ^D Hmmmm, on second thought... # mkdir /universe/hell # mkdir /universe/heaven # touch /universe/heaven/Angels.divine # mv Devil.evil /universe/hell # mv * .. # cd .. # rmdir paradise # chgrp -R divine heaven # chgrp -R evil hell # chmod -R 770 heaven hell # chgrp -R mortal world # chmod -R 775 world # /usr/games/simul8 /universe/world ^G^G^G What's all this noise then ? ^Z Suspended # date Fri Jul 04 14:32:41 UST 1776 Bah, it's just them kids playing 'round # % ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G Not again ? ^Z Suspended # date Wed Jul 24 00:02:41 UST 1999 # ls ls: .: Stale NFS file handle What the... ? # cd /universe # ls heaven Angels.divine # ls hell Adam.man Adolf.man Alice.woman Anna.woman Arthur.man ^C Oh well... # kill % [1] Terminated /usr/games/simul8 /universe/world # rm -rf world hell heaven # ^D % ^D NO CARRIER