Dot COM Wonderland
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
By Brian Hill and Dee Power
Copyright 1999 all rights reserved


Dot Com Wonderland

Market's up, stocks are doublin',
But for us, it's quite troublin',
Of this there's no doubt, we're missin' out,
Lookin' For Dot COM Wonderland.

You see, we're the new breed,
The game, it's about greed,
We have no product yet, but out on the 'Net,
We can have a massive market cap.

Soon we'll retain an underwriter,
Maybe even one of some renown,
He'll say, "Are you public?" We'll say, "Take us!"
We'll be forever up, and never down.

Not much skill is required,
just get rich then retire,
If we'll have EPS, it's only a guess,
Nothin' like Dot COM Wonderland.

SECOND VERSE

E-commerce Plans, they'll make riches,
They'll be no system glitches,
Ideas are worth lots,
Even if they're all you've got.
Surfin' in a Dot COM Wonderland.

Who reads the prospectus?
How can they expect us?
Our coffers are full, the market's all bull.
Wallowin'  in a Dot COM Wonderland.

With the offer we can make a bundle,
Then we can act big just like Bill Gates.
The press will suspect we're really clueless,
Who cares, all this publicity is great.

Public shares are so thrilling,
A fast track to a killing,
We'll go IPO, make a billion or so,
Gettin' to the Dot COM Wonderland.