It appears that this is not the first time where humanity had to face a millennium problem. According to recently unearthed records, the last one was substantially more devastating: A set of tablets and papyri scrolls discovered by archeologists in the Kilios caves on the island of Chronia tell about the troubles caused by the change of the clocks and the calendars at the beginning of the Christian Era (CE), when it was decided to stop counting backwards (100 BCE, 50 BCE..etc) and switch to an ascending count (and drop the B for Octate-Economy). Governors, kings and emperors decreed that all palaces, temples, roads and public buildings built for the state must bear the Y0K [1] Compliance Certificate issued by the RSI (Roman Standards Institute). The abacuses used to whip the horses on the different local and imported chariots had to be certified or replaced. Thousands of retired carvers have been rehired to erase all the engravings on the sundials and replace them with clock-wise numbers. Most of these carvers were trained during the last Calendar Crisis: when Julius Caesar stole a day from February to add it to his own month (He was killed a couple of weeks after the senators discovered the missing day in February. Augustus stole another day a few years later, but people then realized that this shortens winter and increases summer, so they deified Julius and Augustus). The last Egyptian carver had already been mummified, so no one could fix the obelisks or the pyramids. Their owner could not replace them in time, so he turned into a sphinx. (He was not the only victim of Y0K, hundreds of tourists were caught off guard while vacationing in Easter Island). Others who were petrified by the experience were used by the Mayans as calendar pages. Major changes had also to be done to all the sand-based and water-based clocks. The mechanisms had to be modified to fall downwards instead of jumping upwards. A Greek researcher attached to the Syrakico HelioPyryniko Kentro (The Sicilian Laser Institute for Ship Burning), enacted a law that pulled sand and water downwards. The law stated that 'whatever goes up should come down' (He called it Eureka because he couldn't spell Buoyancy. A British Apple-Eater, who could not spell either, renamed it Gravity). The Y0K problems were not limited to the Mediterranean, some were reported also on the British isles: The Celts had just borrowed England from the Picts. With the loan came two time-tracking machines: Stonehenge and Woodhenge (a small wooden prototype of the stoned one). To resolve the Y0K problem, the Celts decided to re-order the henges, starting with the wooden prototype. The Druids hired a group of Scots to do the job. But after removing the wooden posts, the Scots started tossing them. They called that the HighLands games: throw the log high so that it lands on the Druids who didn't know yet about the Eureka law. By the time these games were over, all the wooden post were mixed up and all the Druids flatened (except for Merlin who escaped on a camel lot). The Scots' Captain, McCurling, proposed to fix Stonehenge. But Hadrian send them golfing on the north side of his wall. Stonehenge was never fixed but is still used by stoned hippies and people who drive on the wrong (right) side of the road. Besides all these technical problems, a number of legal and financial disagreements exploded. The most notorious is the question on whether there was a Year 0 (zero) CE: Financial institutions and teen-agers insisted that there was. Banks charged interests for Year 0 CE on all loans incurred BCE. Teens born BCE claimed that they are one year older and can therefore drink and drive their father's chariots (and set them on fire). Both groups insisted that there was also a Year 0 BCE. Mortgage holders and parents (and ladies born BCE) insisted that zero was not invented yet, therefore Year 0 CE never existed. The Phoenician bankers dispatched the Arabian knights to the Hindus Valley to discover nothing (zero). The Year-0 debate is still rageing on some electronic discussion groups.