> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's > personality based in what she drinks. Though > interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. > > The results: > > Drink: Beer > Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. > > Drink: Blender Drinks > Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. > > Drink: Mixed Drinks > Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll > send YOU a drink. > > Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) > Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. > Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four > more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. > > Drink: White Zin > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, > actually has no clue. > Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... > > Drink: Shots > Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to > get drunk...and naked. > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do > but wait. > > > Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys > is, as always, very simple and clear cut. > > > Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. > > Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. > > Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a > sophisticated image to help him get laid. > > Whiskey: He doesn't give two shit's about anything but > getting laid. > > Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag > something. > > White Zin: He's gay.