Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys CP 370.00 370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. 370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash. 370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", OR "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys. 370.06 It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. 370.07. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. 370.08 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon. 370.09 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals, or brothels. 370.10 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or posses the same. 370.11 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 370.12 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied side-winders 2 Two-faced tort feasors 1 Back-stabbing divorce litigators 3 Horn-rimmed cut-throats 2 Minutiae-advocating dirt-bags 4 Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3 Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2 Cut-throat 2 Back-stabbing Whiner 2 Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2 Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 BOUNTY Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian 7 Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act). ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.