How to Identify Where a Driver is From...

 One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago.

 One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York.

 One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of 
  traffic:  New Jersey

 One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
  Boston.

 One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat-double decaf cappuccino, cradling
  cell  phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap: L.A.

 Both hands on wheel, eyes on the speed limit, one foot hovering over the
  brake, one barely on the accelerator:  Ohio.

 Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
  to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy.

 One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
  brake, mind on sports game:  Seattle.

 One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
  feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a
  McDonald's bag out the window:  Texas.

 Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
  cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:   West Virginia.

 Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
  driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker 
  on: Florida.

 One hand on the wheel, the other holding a cell phone, driving 130 mph
  and four feet from your bumper while flashing  headlights to tell you
  to GET OUT OF THE WAY just before crossing 4 lanes with no blinker and
  backing up on the freeway to get off at an exit they past 2 minutes
  ago: Atlanta.

 One hand on the wheel, driving a 1985 Monte Carlo, everyone on the
  road is gliding at 100mph on ice, listening to "Pop that cootchie" 
  on the radio:  Detroit.

 Two hands on the wheel, face red and tensed up, yelling racial slurs
  out the window at anything that moves:  Indiana.

 No hands on the wheel, chugging a couple brewskies, doing 10 miles an
  hour staring at the cows, on a back road in no-wheres-ville:  Wisconsin.

 One hand on handlebars, two feet on pedals, and a businessman yelling
  out of large basket attached to rear of bike:  China