AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
                  Important! Important!

  Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to
develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. _Mr.   _Mrs.   _Ms.   _Miss   _Lt.   _Gen.   _Comrade   _Classified
   _Other

   First Name ___________________________

   Initial    ___________________________

   Last Name  ___________________________

   Password   ___________________________

   Code Name  ___________________________

   Latitude   _______    Longitude ______   Altitude  _______

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
   _F-14 Tomcat   _F-15 Eagle   _F-16 Falcon   _F-117A Stealth
   _Classified

3. Date of purchase: Month: _______  Day: _______  Year:______

4. Serial Number: ____________________________________________

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
   _Received as gift/aid package
   _Catalog showroom
   _Sleazy arms broker
   _Mail order
   _Discount store
   _Government surplus
   _Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
   product you have just purchased:

   _Heard loud noise, looked up
   _Store display
   _Espionage
   _Recommended by friend/relative/ally
   _Political lobbying by manufacturer
   _Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

   _Style/appearance
   _Kickback/bribe
   _Recommended by salesperson
   _Speed/maneuverability
   _Comfort/convenience
   _McDonnell Douglas reputation
   _Advanced Weapons Systems
   _Price/value
   _Backroom politics
   _Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
   _North America
   _Central/South America
   _Aircraft carrier
   _Europe
   _Middle East
   _Africa
   _Asia/Far East
   _Misc. Third World countries
   _Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
purchase in the near future:

Product   .................  Own?   Intend to purchase?
---------------------------+------+--------------------+
Color TV  .................
VCR .......................
ICBM  .....................
Killer Satellite ..........
CD Player .................
Air-to-Air Missiles .......
Space Shuttle .............
Home Computer .............
Nuclear Weapon ............

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
that apply:
   _Communist/Socialist
   _Terrorist
   _Crazed
   _Neutral
   _Democratic
   _Dictatorship
   _Corrupt
   _Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
   _Cash
   _Suitcases of cocaine
   _Oil revenues
   _Deficit spending
   _Personal check
   _Credit card
   _Ransom money
   _Traveler's check

12. Occupation ....................... You?   Your Spouse?
    Homemaker ........................
    Sales/marketing ..................
    Revolutionary ....................
    Clerical .........................
    Mercenary ........................
    Tyrant ...........................
    Middle management ................
    Eccentric billionaire ............
    Defense Minister/general .........
    Retired ..........................
    Student ..........................

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse
enjoy participating on a regular basis:

    Activity/Interest ................ You?   Your Spouse?
    Golf .............................
    Boating/sailing ..................
    Sabotage .........................
    Running/jogging ..................
    Propaganda/disinformation ........
    Destabilization/overthrow ........
    Default on loans .................
    Gardening ........................
    Crafts ...........................
    Black market/smuggling ...........
    Collectibles/collections .........
    Watching sports on TV ............
    Wines ............................
    Interrogation/torture ............
    Household pets ...................
    Crushing rebellions ..............
    Espionage/reconnaissance .........
    Fashion clothing .................
    Border disputes ..................
    Mutually Assured Destruction .....

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future--as well as allowing you to
receive mailings and special offers from other companies,
governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

     McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
     Marketing Department
     Military Aerospace Division
     P.O. Box 800
     St. Louis, MO  63125