A few years ago Charlie Brown and the "Peanuts" gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?" Recently, MetLife has put out a series of instructional pamphlets that feature the Peanuts gang dealing with issues such as loss of a loved one, writing a will, and coping with permanent disability. Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues, how about some Peanuts specials for kids of the 90s: -- We could learn about VD in "It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown." -- Chuck and the little redheaded girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in "It's Blue, Charlie Brown!" -- Is Linus gay? Find out in "It's a Different Kind of Love, Charlie Brown." -- Explore the real problems of child abuse in America in "You Made Me Do That, Charlie Brown." -- Discover a father's forbidden love in "It's Our Little Secret, Charlie Brown." -- Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in "Imo Busta Cap Inyo Ass, Charlie Brown!" -- What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego "Mr. Clean" in "God Told Me to Do It, Charlie Brown." -- Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social security checks and boosting cars in "Go Blame Society, Charlie Brown."