Azathoth is in his chaos We know he's a really big boss Now if only he don't slay us Then that's good enough for me. Hari Krishna he must laugh on To see me dressed in saffron With my hair that's only half on and that's good enough for me If you're really into dancing And want to try some trancing Then the voodoo gods are prancing And that's good enough for me We will sacrifice to Yuggoth Light a candle for Yog-Sothoth If we're good we'll send a Shoggoth And that's good enough for me. It was good enough for Loki Where he goes, it sure get's smokey He thinks Thor's a little hokey And he's good enough for me And the gods tore into Loki Saying "Dei-cide is hokey" So Thor threw him in the pokey And that's good enough for me Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus's Though he's lost his vital juices Still the old boy has his uses And he's good enough for me. There's one thing I do know Zeus's favorite is Juno She's the best at, well, you know And she's good enough for me. When we worship Bacchus The ethanol will sock us We'll all get good and raucous And that's good enough for me. We will venerate old Bacchus Drinking Beer and eating Tacos 'till you've tried it please don't knock us 'cause it's good enough for me. Let's all drink to Dionysus His wine and women beyond prices He made a Maenad out of my Sis And that's good enough for me Let us dance with Dionysus And get drunk on wine and spices The Christains call them vices But they're good enough for me It was good enough for Cupid And the tricks to which he stooped 'thou his wings are kinda stupid But he's good enough for me No one wrote a verse for Buddha Though I think they really could'a And I really think they should'a 'cause he's good enough for me There are some who practive Shinto There's no telling what they're into Though I guess we could begin to But that's good enough for me Warriors for Allah Are sure to have a gala time in old Valhalla And that's good enough for me Any time that I start hearin' "Jesus loves you" I start leerin' May-be so, but not like Brirn [sp?] And he's good enough for me And though J.C.'s into fish too He's an avatar of Vishu So he's welcome here to And that's good enough for me And for those who follow Cthulhu We've really got a lulu Drop a bomb on Honululu Cause thats good enough for you We it's good enough for Hastur He's a mighty kinky master When you pray he goes much faster And that's good enough for me Good old Thor's the god of thunder Really helped us get our plunder Though his head's still truely dunder He's still good enough for me There are those who worship science And some would send 'em to the Lions But without 'em we'd have no appliance So they're good enough for me In the names of Thor and Odin Don't you know there's a war on? Grab a axe and get your woad on And it's good enough for me It was good enough for Odin Though that croakin' was forebodin' Till at last the Giants rode in; Still it's good enough for me! In the church of Aphrodite The Priestess wears a see through nightie She's a mighty righteous sightie, And she's good enough for me Let us worship Aphrodite She is beautiful, but flighty She doesn't were a nightie But she's good enough for me