From: sewiv@izzy.net (Sanford E. Walke IV) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 22 May 1995 15:21:37 -0400 Andrew C Bulhak (acb@bruce.cs.monash.edu.au) wrote: > Charlie Gibbs (Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote: > > : Forth love if honk then > > /PostScript love {honk} {} ifelse actually, wouldn't that be PostScript love eq {honk} {} ifelse Or even simpler: PostScript love eq {honk} if ----- Sandy Sysadmin sewiv@izzy.net Isthmus Corporation "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Thomas Jefferson, Proposal Virginia Constitution, June 1776 I don't speak for anyone but me, and sometimes not even that. From: xuuah@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Daniel Barlow) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 22 May 1995 01:27:03 +0100 $you{'love'} =~ /^Perl/ && &honk; Daniel -- xuuah@csv.warwick.ac.uk // Daniel Barlow // daniel.barlow@sjc.ox.ac.uk ``There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark'' From: Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca (Charlie Gibbs) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: Tue, 23 May 95 17:49:58 -0800 if (love (C)) honk (); Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca Honk if your horn is broken. From: bdowning@prairienet.org (Brian C. Downing) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 25 May 1995 04:43:15 GMT << IF LOVE 1 == THEN HONK END "UserRPL" DROP >> * or :: LOVE ONE #= IT :: HONK ; "SysRPL" DROP ; -Brian Downing -- Brian Downing / bdowning@prairienet.org \"It does not do to leave a http://www.prairienet.org/~bdowning/homepage.html \ live dragon out of your Monticello Railway Museum / mrm@prairienet.org \ calculations, if you http://www.prairienet.org/community/mrm/homepage.html \ live near nim." - JRRT From: gkemp@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Greg Kemp) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 31 May 1995 15:10:13 GMT Haven't seen this yet: (honk (lovep (Lisp))) -- Greg Kemp gkemp@eng.clemson.edu "Would you trade your words for freedom?" From: mark_cleveland@gateway.apple.com (Mark Cleveland) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: Wed, 31 May 1995 19:21:06 -0800 Fortran: IF (LOVE (FORTRAN) .EQ. TRUE) CALL HONK() MPW Shell scripting: If "`Love 'MPW Shell'`" =~ /Yes/ PlaySound Honk End Z-80 assembler (for the truely silly): LD A,Z80 CP LOVE CALL Z,HONK -- Mark Cleveland mark_cleveland@gateway.apple.com From: dtrg@st-andrews.ac.uk (David Thomas Richard Given) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 6 Jun 1995 11:07:49 GMT Go for ARM assembler, instead. It's much easier, faster, and more powerful than Z80: LDRS R0, LoveARMflag BLNE Honk LDRS: Load register, set flags on result BLNE: Branch-link if Z flag not set. -- Why do people surf the Information | GCS -d+(?)(++) p(-+)(---) c++++ !l+(+) Superhighway? Won't they get run | u++ e*(++) m*(++) s !n h+(++) f+ g+ over? | w+(+++) t--(+) r y? (Archimedes owner) http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk:80/~www_sa/socs/virtual (Use at your own risk) From: mpk@eniac.demon.co.uk (Mike Knell) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 20 May 1995 21:55:06 +0100 #!/bin/sh if love $sh then /usr/bin/honk else exec /bin/csh fi -- - Mike Knell, mpk@eniac.demon.co.uk - Dictator of alt.fan.pratchett.announce. - - Write failed on device /dev/brain0: Filesystem full. From: lemay@cs.colorado.edu (Matt LeMay) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 21 May 1995 00:17:01 GMT typedef enum { true= 1, false= 0 } boolean; extern void honk (void); class life { boolean _love; public: life () { _love= false; } life (boolean state) { _love= state; } void is_satisfied (void); }; void life:: is_satisfied (void) { if (_love == true) honk (); } /* life:: is_satisfied */ int main (int arg_count, char *arguments[]) { life none; if (arg_count == 1) none= (life) life (); else none= (life) life ((boolean) !strcmp (arguments[1], "true")); none.is_satisfied (); } /* main */ // write your own damn honk :) >-- >- Mike Knell, mpk@eniac.demon.co.uk - Dictator of alt.fan.pratchett.announce. - >- Write failed on device /dev/brain0: Filesystem full. -- -Matt (lemay@cs.colorado.edu) From: Robert Billing Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: 20 May 1995 12:40:04 +0100 TST LOVE ; Why did we all stop using the PDP-11? BEQ 1$ MOV #HONK,R0 1$: -- Tanglewood (tnglwood.demon.co.uk) is a bungalow in southern England, close to 0 deg 46 min W 51 deg 22 min N. I am Robert Billing, Christian, inventor, traveller, cook and animal lover. "If you can see beauty in the world, then you are reading God's .sig" Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers From: Steven Mading Subject: Re: Honk if you love... Date: Sun, 21 May 1995 02:07:36 GMT int youlove,love,honk,don't_honk; /* of course, I don't think ' is allowed in variable names. */ youlove = love ? honk() : dont_honk() ; Steven.Mading@mixcom.com - In order to prevent programmers from being able to make mistakes one would need to prevent programmers from being able to make programs. Hence if your goal is to avoid programming errors then there's no point in drafting up constricting rules and regulations. Just delete the compiler from the system. It is a much faster and more complete means toward the same ends.