just in case you just don't know the right thing to say around valentine's day to your "woman"....... Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to know a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okra jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have most'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those fire ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like my fav'rite plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more'n a fresh load of dirt. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Luv, from yore romeo