SILLY SIGN SIGHTINGS
  
Plumber:
"We repair what your husband Fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
  
Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
  
At A Dry Cleaner's:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no
  charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would
  that be satisfactory?"
  
At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
  
Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
  
On an Electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
  
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take
  appropriate action."
  
At an Optometrists Office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the
  right place."
  
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
  
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
  
On a Butchers window:
"Let me meat your needs."
  
On a fence:
"Salesman Welcome, Dog food is expensive."
  
At a car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
  
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming."
  
Outside a Hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
  
On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
  
In a Veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay! "
  
At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However,
  if you don't you will be."
  
On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."
  
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."