Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's ** You try to enter your password on the microwave. ** You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." ** You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. ** You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. ** You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" ** Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. ** You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. ** You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. ** Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen. ** You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. ** The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. ** Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. ** You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow. ** Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. ** You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.